Hey Ellen DeGeneres! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU.
I know what you’re thinking, “Miraida Ellen’s Birthday was on Saturday. SATURDAY. THAT WAS THREE DAYS AGO” And then you’d say, “Miraida, how did you know I was thinking?” And I’d say, “I can’t tell you, it’s a secret.” and you’d say, “Miraida, if you have telepathic powers I think I have to turn you into the CIA” And I’d say, “NEVER” and we’d probably end up getting into this huge argument about superhuman rights and whether or not superheroes should be allowed privileges like healthcare when they can probably just heal themselves faster than the normal human being
But enough about superhuman liberties, ELLEN IT’S YOUR (kind of) BIRTHDAY
I’d like to apologize for being a little late. As a college student, a lot of stuff has started to pop up and I’m still getting the hang of it. But I promised myself that I would have a birthday party for you, and I did.
And this is my blog. First off, forgive me if I’m bad at this–The only blog I’ve ever had and semi-updated was a secret livejournal that I shared with three of my closest friends where we would just angstily rant about the goings on of middle school life.
This is an introductory post about my blog, and what you’ll may be be seeing in the future.
Actually, maybe I should start with a little bit about myself:
I’m a freshman at a university in Texas which isn’t as bad as a lot of people might think. The Texas thing, not the university thing. But if you do think being at a university is bad, it’s also not as bad as you might think.
I’ve started this blog because I’m a Mass Comm major, which means I have to take a class that requires me to make a blog, although I already wanted to make a blog, so this was a pretty good push to start it.
Yes bold text?
What exactly are you doing on this thing?
Well bold text, I’m glad you asked.
Here’s something you should know about me:
I want to work for Ellen DeGeneres. So, naturally, I did what anyone else would do. Use a class assignment as an excuse to get her attention.
Stay posted to see how I get there.
While you wait, here are some ducks: